键盘侠|湖人一赢球论坛里一片死寂！美球迷：湖蜜和勇蜜一样魔怔

[赛后帖]🏀湖人28分大胜勇士结束3连败！詹姆斯22+7+9 东契奇生日夜26分

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湖人（35-24）：东契奇26分6板8助、詹姆斯22分7板9助、里夫斯18分1板3助、肯纳德16分3板3助、拉拉维亚15分5板3助、斯玛特8分5板1助2断、巴夫金8分1助、海斯6分5板、艾顿4分10板、克莱伯4分2板1助3帽、范德比尔特2分3板。

勇士（31-29）：桑托斯14分4板2助、穆迪12分3板3助2断、佩顿12分1板3助2断、梅尔顿10分1板4助、波杰姆斯基9分7板6助、波斯特8分7板、霍福德8分5板2助2帽、格林7分6板6助、威廉姆斯7分1板2助、莱昂斯6分1板、斯潘塞4分3板4助、理查德4分1板。

[–]#kidfromakron/the brow/christietito-ortiz-wife69 383 points 4 hours ago

stress free hoops tonight, my life needed this

湖人球迷：今晚这球看得毫无压力，我这破败的人生太需要这个了。

[–]moosethrow1 143 points 4 hours ago

A blowout win for the Lakers means this sub is 100 times less active and practically dead.

湖人球迷：湖人一场大胜意味着这个论坛的活跃度直降 100 倍，基本跟死区一样。

[–]6Musa_2050 52 points 4 hours ago

The toxicos went to sleep early tonight

湖人球迷：那些黑子喷子今晚都早早就寝了。

[–]24joserod0824 152 points 4 hours ago

Final

湖人球迷：全场结束。

[–]Pau Gasol 16alozz 192 points 4 hours ago

I know Lakers are depressing, but holy fucking shit Warriors are rough.

湖人球迷：我知道湖人挺让人绝望的，但踏马的勇士现在更是惨不忍睹啊。

[–]Turbulent_Emu_7288 88 points 4 hours ago

There are Warriors fans in my life who were talking shit before the game and were confident that they were winning this game. Now it’s just crickets from them lol

球迷：我身边有些勇士球迷赛前还在那疯狂喷粪，自信满满地觉得他们能赢。现在一个个都踏马鸦雀无声了，哈哈哈。

[–]bruticuslee 57 points 4 hours ago

They’re just as deluded as us Lakers fan into thinking they’re a move away from contenders. Difference is we have a prime Luka and they have nothing after Steph retires though

湖人球迷：他们跟咱们湖蜜一样魔怔，总觉得距离争冠球队就差一笔交易。区别在于咱们拥有巅峰期的卢卡・东契奇，而他们等斯蒂芬・库里退役后就一无所有了。

[–]Luka Magic 77Apollo611 105 points 4 hours ago

Easiest win of the season finally

湖人球迷：终于迎来了本赛季最轻松的一场胜利。

[–]pmurt007 92 points 4 hours ago

Sacremento Queens and Pelicans up next. This is the type of energy and performance we should have against bottom dweller teams.

湖人球迷：接下来要打萨克拉门托 “王后” 队和鹈鹕队。这就是我们在面对垫底烂队时应该展现出的能量和表现。

[–]Total_Boss_3157 45 points 4 hours ago

We should be on a 3 game win streak right now

湖人球迷：咱们现在本该是三连胜的。

[–]Guggenheim save usjust_one_random_guy 126 points 4 hours ago

Maybe this can be a reset game and we start playing better now (I’m coping)

湖人球迷：也许这场能成为一个重置局，咱们从现在开始触底反弹（我纯属自我安慰）。

[–]#kidfromakron/the brow/christietito-ortiz-wife69 39 points 4 hours ago*

The team looked in good spirits before the game hopefully we can build off this

湖人球迷：赛前全队看起来精神状态不错，希望我们能以此为基础继续保持。

[–]24HighlyBaked0 56 points 4 hours ago

Wish we could play this poverty franchise every night

湖人球迷：真希望咱们每晚都能打这支乞丐球队。

[–]Luka Magic 77oat38 53 points 4 hours ago

Wow we just won a game?!?!

湖人球迷：哇哦，我们竟然赢下了一场比赛？！？！

[–]San Francisco Warriorsgolliwoods 271 points 4 hours ago

the way Steph was talking in that interview... don't expect him back for a while 🙂🔫

勇士球迷：看斯蒂芬・库里在采访里那语气... 别指望他短时间内能复出了 🙂🔫

[–][NBA] Tony SnellEightBlocked 110 points 4 hours ago

that brother is cooked. his pain so bad they just called his shit Pain Syndrome

NBA 球迷：那哥们已经废了。他疼得要命，他们干脆管他这破病叫 “疼痛综合征” 了。

[–]San Francisco Warriorsgolliwoods 95 points 4 hours ago

that he hasn't even touched the court yet and it's still going to be a bit

勇士球迷：就是说他现在连球场都还没挨着，估计还得熬一阵子。

[–]HawksChessh2036 102 points 4 hours ago

So you guys remember when Kerr said Porzingis doesn’t have pots? And everyone was like “he prob wasn’t supposed to say that?” Wellll we were right lol. He walked it back today.

老鹰球迷：所以你们还记得史蒂夫・科尔说克里斯塔普斯・波尔津吉斯没有得体位性心动过速综合征（POTS）的时候吗？当时所有人都觉得 “他估计不该把这事抖出来？” 结果呢，我们是对的哈哈哈。他今天又把话收回去了。

[–]NBAiRockaflame 67 points 4 hours ago

Why would he comment on it in the first place? Weird. Everyone knows KP has some sort of illness. Just feels weird for Kerr to come out and say nah he doesn't have POTS

NBA 球迷：他一开始干嘛要乱评论这事？真特么奇葩。全天下都知道波尔津吉斯得了一种病。科尔跳出来非得说他没得 POTS，这操作真是让人摸不着头脑。

[–]Lakersheshouldgo 163 points 4 hours ago

When’s the last time the lakers had a stress free win, a much needed win

湖人球迷：上一次湖人赢得这么毫无压力是什么时候？这场胜利真是久旱逢甘霖啊。

[–]LakersIlikesporks_ 44 points 4 hours ago

the wizards game probably, that one was over after the first quarter

湖人球迷：大概是打奇才那场吧，那场打完第一节就已经是垃圾时间了。

[–]Raptorsheat_fan_ 87 points 4 hours ago

Bron is an absolute beast doing this at 41

Ayton has been a bum

猛龙球迷：勒布朗・詹姆斯 41 岁还能打出这种表现，简直是个不折不扣的禽兽。

德安德烈・艾顿就是个纯废物。

[–]IranKingOfKetchup 85 points 4 hours ago

This game could’ve been an email

伊朗球迷：这场比赛无聊到发封邮件通知一下比分就行了。

[–]MavericksGotKarprar 86 points 3 hours ago

Iran flair is crazy

独行侠球迷：挂个伊朗的队标也太秀了吧。

[–]76erslevare8515 36 points 4 hours ago

Lmao someone's gotta get a clip of Chuck calling the public stupid and to back up that statement said "look what happened last time we let these people vote"

76 人球迷：笑死我了，谁去截个查尔斯・巴克利的视频，他骂大众是蠢货，为了证明这点还来了句 “看看上次我们让这帮人投票结果搞成什么逼样了”。

[–]Disclaimz0r 89 points 4 hours ago

I remember when GSW fans were convinced Podz is better than Reaves. How’s that looking this year? 💀

球迷：我还记得当年勇士球迷信誓旦旦地认为布兰丁・波杰姆斯基比奥斯汀・里夫斯强。今年看看被打脸打得多响？💀

[–]LividDay7500 37 points 4 hours ago

Can’t wait to hear Chuck say how this is still actually the case.

球迷：我都等不及想听查尔斯・巴克利怎么硬洗这依然是个事实了。

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